Mississippi 13
A text conversation I just had lightly edited for brevity and clarity:
Me: It has become clear to me that I have to get a Pro account with ChatGPT or Claude.ai. AI is coming for all of us, so I figure I can extend my career a few years if I get good at working with these machines. From what I’ve read, prompt engineering is a bit of an art as well as a science. I hate all this shit but I can’t pretend it doesn’t exist. The people who work themselves to the bone to prove they’re JuSt As GoOd As MaChiNes are the ones who are going to hurt the most, I think. Still, it’s annoying how this tech is being sold to people as “hey, now stupid people can seem smart” (Apple Intelligence ad) or “you can forget your spouse’s birthday and not get caught” (Apple Intelligence ad).
Him: I was not aware of those Apple AI ads. How incredibly sad. I’m still on Facebook and hate how it offers you the chance to thoughtlessly post, with just one click, birthday greetings for your friends complete with emojis. I know I’ll get a bunch of those on [date redacted]. For the first 20+ years of my career I made a living through my writing and vocal skills, and now so many of the voices I hear doing ads and narrating YouTube videos are automated. I amuse myself listening for the flaws, like in a “read-aloud” NYT article that referred to the Salvadoran gang MS-13 as “Mississippi 13.” Sheesh.
Me: You can be stupid: youtu.be/3m0MoYKwV… and thoughtless: youtu.be/A0BXZhdDq… but it’s okay.
Him: That was even sadder than I imagined. It’s a selling point that Apple Intelligence can help even the stupidest and laziest among us get ahead???
Me: They felt really off brand, didn’t they.
Him: Steve Jobs never would have allowed those. Not smart or dignified.
Me: Tim Cook isn’t a product guy, but Steve Jobs was also a tyrant.