This MIN/DEN game tho… 🏀

Ah fuck, Val Kilmer died. Gonna skip the greatest hits and fire up The Salton Sea this week to celebrate/mourn.🍿

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo

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“We’re closing!” (9:02am)
“LOL actually we’re not closing!” (11:49am)

— brands on social today

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I have started, stopped, and deleted about 20 posts today. The gist of the deletia: I do not know how to function in a world where the bad guys always win and people are increasingly morally bankrupt and intellectually empty.

Firing Taylor Jenkins is… insane? You have to figure something was happening behind the scenes in Memphis. 🏀

That Bulls/Lakers game was wiiiiiiild omg 🏀😳

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That these guys think asking AI to Ghibli-fy an image is the same thing as being creative and/or making art explains so much about their entire worldview.

My fave part of LinkedIn is when some influencer “realizes” something everyone knows and then posts about it like they’re Moses coming down the mountain with the tablets of the covenant.

Bruce Eric Kaplan for The New Yorker.

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Who among us hasn’t accidentally added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic to a secret group chat with major NatSec implications?

I need to torch most if not all of my social accounts. There was a time for those platforms and products, but they’re just no good for me anymore. I just don’t know what the point of anything is anymore, tbh.

It’s not the tools. It’s how people use them, and to what end.

I’ve been a professional writer for 20 years. My CV bursts with high-profile experiences and/or accomplishments in journalism, marketing, advertising, education, and UX. About 50 people have recommended me on LinkedIn. I have worked for two of the last 15 months. Life costs more than $0. Help.

I’m alive. I just haven’t been writing.

As someone who has been (mildly) chastised for not being serious enough on LinkedIn, I’m endlessly amused by how many LinkedInners are happy to post wildly sexist and racist things next to their names, headshots, and employers.

It’s pretty funny that the people who spent years shouting about the Deep State ended up voting for its creation.

Just made a bad pancake that was a pretty good pancake, all things considered. (First time vaguebooking on Micro.blog, what a day!)

Saw the first pick and thought it was weird that Amazon was selling a 4th gen. iPod Shuffle. Clicked through. Realized they weren’t.

I’m at the point of applying for stuff and getting rejected before even getting to the interview stage where I’m like, “Do I just suck now? Were the last 20 years some kind of weird fluke? Were people paying me a bunch of money for no reason?”