I am tech savvy. I work in UX. I have been trying to move a baseball ticket from my email address to either an app or to my Apple Wallet for over an hour. This is some of the worst design and userflow I’ve ever seen. ⚾🤬

When you’re middle-aged like, you don’t get as many opportunities to do something for the first time. You’ve tried [topping] on a pizza, you’ve visited [city/country], you’ve seen [movie] etc. Today is the first time I’ll ever go to/be at a Blue Jays game (in Toronto) while it is snowing outside. ⚾🥶

This MIN/DEN game tho… 🏀

Ah fuck, Val Kilmer died. Gonna skip the greatest hits and fire up The Salton Sea this week to celebrate/mourn.🍿

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“We’re closing!” (9:02am)
“LOL actually we’re not closing!” (11:49am)

— brands on social today

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I have started, stopped, and deleted about 20 posts today. The gist of the deletia: I do not know how to function in a world where the bad guys always win and people are increasingly morally bankrupt and intellectually empty.

Firing Taylor Jenkins is… insane? You have to figure something was happening behind the scenes in Memphis. 🏀

That Bulls/Lakers game was wiiiiiiild omg 🏀😳

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That these guys think asking AI to Ghibli-fy an image is the same thing as being creative and/or making art explains so much about their entire worldview.

My fave part of LinkedIn is when some influencer “realizes” something everyone knows and then posts about it like they’re Moses coming down the mountain with the tablets of the covenant.

Bruce Eric Kaplan for The New Yorker.

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Who among us hasn’t accidentally added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic to a secret group chat with major NatSec implications?

I need to torch most if not all of my social accounts. There was a time for those platforms and products, but they’re just no good for me anymore. I just don’t know what the point of anything is anymore, tbh.

It’s not the tools. It’s how people use them, and to what end.

I’ve been a professional writer for 20 years. My CV bursts with high-profile experiences and/or accomplishments in journalism, marketing, advertising, education, and UX. About 50 people have recommended me on LinkedIn. I have worked for two of the last 15 months. Life costs more than $0. Help.

I’m alive. I just haven’t been writing.

As someone who has been (mildly) chastised for not being serious enough on LinkedIn, I’m endlessly amused by how many LinkedInners are happy to post wildly sexist and racist things next to their names, headshots, and employers.

It’s pretty funny that the people who spent years shouting about the Deep State ended up voting for its creation.

Just made a bad pancake that was a pretty good pancake, all things considered. (First time vaguebooking on Micro.blog, what a day!)